Oscar says the Darnest Things
Yes, my Oscar says the darnest things! The below are some of it which I dont know whether to laugh or cry or scold!
Scene 1: Me and Oscar have to take a shower together cos need to go somewhere urgently.
Oscar: (pointing at my er... 18SX part) Why not same wan with Oscar mommy?
Me: (Blur ledi) Er, cos I am MOMMY and you are OSCAR lor... so not same wan.
Oscar: (Giggled giggled) He he... so funny wan...
Scene 2: Me and Oscar in the lift full of people
Oscar: (Making a funny face) Mommy, Oscar 'puut' (Farted) so smelly.... (giggled giggled loudly)
Scene 3: Me cleaning Oscar's toys
Oscar: Mommy, why you play with my toys?
Me: I am cleaning it for you.
Oscar: No, you are playing my toys... dont play, you didnt ask me...
Me: I am not playing, just cleaning
Oscar: Mommy, dont play ok. Dont make Oscar angry ok...
Me: @#$%^&%
Scene 4: In Toys R Us one day..
Oscar: Mommy, I want to buy that toy car
Me: Dont want la, the other day papa buy one for you already.
Oscar: Not same wan, I want I want...
Me: You got money or not?
Oscar: Got (put his hand into his pants pocket and pulled out a parking receipt)... Neh, this is 'Sap Kau' (RM10)
Me: *** Fainted in the shop ***
10 comments:
LOL...what a clever boy :D So cute too.
Ha ha..very cute & funnylah the way Oscar converse with you :)
haha so cute :P.....i like the part he say he will get angry LOL
Hahaha...Oscar is so cute. I bet you really can't get angry with the innocent one. :)
He is so cute. Sometimes i get pengsan too when i heard Jo's retortion.
so cute la Oscar..i can imagine his face while he said those things!
cute cute Oscar!Aunty *muak muak* u!
Hahaha, u'll never know what these kids of today will say and what they have in mind.
Oscar is a real mischievous 'monkey'. Can imagine how his expressions was when he said 'so funny wan' and Oscar 'puut'. Hahahahaha.
My girl still doesn't know what 'sap kau' is only dat she knows dat she cannot buy ice-cream with the coins I give her. She'll always ask for the RM. kekekekeke.
OMG he's just so cute!!!!*pinch cheeks*
such a cutie pie...and his languague skill no. 1!
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